WITTEN(1)                                                  WITTEN(1)

NAME
     witten - convert beverages to source code

SYNOPSIS
     witten [-b, --borgmatic] [-j, --job-description-review]
     [-m, --maproom] BEVERAGE

DESCRIPTION
     The witten filter takes as input any tasty BEVERAGE and writes
     source code to standard output.

     -a, --borgmatic
          backup your servers
     -j, --job-description-review
          make your developer job descriptions stand out from the crowd


DEPRECATED
     -m, --maproom
          develop high-performance 2d map editing software

CONFORMING TO
     none

SEE ALSO
     resume

BUGS
     If the supplied BEVERAGE has a high caffeine content, then the
     source code  produced by  witten may  be less  than completely
     coherent.  However, the comments  therein may prove  much more
     entertaining than otherwise.

AUTHOR
     Written by Dan Helfman.

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